男人的鹹魚, 女人的鮭魚

有朋即将前往一个闻名的休闲小岛 - 普吉, 一座位於泰國南部安達曼海海域上的島嶼.
一群年龄位于26-32岁的男人,结约一起到一个清静的小岛, 会是为了休息吗?
在男人的眼里, 有几样东西会有着钻石般的闪烁, 那不外是车子, 现钱, 古董, 酒, 及 "鱼".

根据分析研究, 去普吉岛的男人群, 不会为了车子, 哪儿也没金矿, 不多古董; 但酒和 "鱼" 却不乏.

"鱼" 被养在鱼缸里, 任君选择. 有淡水鱼, 也有海水鱼...我在网上找到以下的 "人鱼比喻", 想与你在此分享.

老婆 鹹魚 → 可放很久都不會壞, 不但很好下飯,一小口还可以鹹很久. 換句話,你只要給她一句甜言蜜語,她就會愛妳很久很久喔!

情人 甲魚 → 很黏人, 吸乾了之後, 你都不用撥,它自己就會掉了.

妓女 河豚 → 很好吃但很毒, 但是,有的都是已經爛掉的,或只能被風乾做裝飾品.

別人的老婆 熱帶魚 → 好看但不能吃, 這點很重要喔!有的或許也不好吃啦!

老女人 柴魚 → 已經乾掉了, 還好啦, 不過還蠻有韻"味"的。貓兒對柴魚很過敏。



那么, 男人在女人又是哪一种鱼呢? 请看以下.

丈夫 鮭魚或烏魚→ 不安於室,但終究還是會游回家. 呵!呵! 雖然會游回家,但是很有可能已經在外面撒種, 各位鹹魚要注意啦!

情郎 鰻魚→ 尤其是電鰻? 放電電人的, 电了就逃之夭夭! 看來我不適合當情郎了,因為我不會放電,也不油嘴滑舌!

牛郎 鱷魚 → 大小通吃,吃完不吐骨頭. 妳以為他們高興啊? 有些柴魚真的會讓鱷魚難以下嚥啊,太腥了!

別人的丈夫
金龍 身價百萬. 拜託, 不是隻都是紅龍。有些也只是虱目魚,肉少多刺!

老男人 魷魚→ 全身無骨! 軟趴趴的,站不起來. 笨啊!老男人的周邊商品才錢哩!魷魚絲、魷魚乾、魷魚片都頗有賣點呢!


哈哈...看来我就要成为别人的鮭魚, 多了一条鹹魚陪伴.

Durian BBQ at Mantin

2008-07-19 (Sat), with the MALAYSIA BOLEH spirit, we had finally successfully organized a trip to my daddy's durian farm. Believe me, I seldom "Ajak" my friends go to my hometown, where it is a place with nothing to do at all day long. In chinese, we said it was a "鸟不生蛋的地方", translated to "A place with birds not even lay their eggs here".

This small town called -- Mantin. It located between Seremban and Nilai, where if you travel from Seremban to Nilai using the old road, you will definitely locate it.

Back the title, with a team of 10ppl (where initially, we would expect 16ppl, lastly 3pairs is PP.., especially the most "Semangat" pair), we started our journey from Melaka at around10am, in a heavy rainy day.

We equipped ourselve with Walkie Talkie, unfortunately it is not enough, 3 sets to be share amongst 5cars. Don't be shock that, Yes, it's truth! believe it! In a high fuel price, we still driving 5cars with 10 ppls in total. That's the reason mentioned earlier, we all filled with "Malaysia Boleh" spirit.


5cars met up in the petrol station right after "Alor Gajah Toll", with a short toilet break. We did stop by Jusco, Seremban 2, to drop one of the car to friend's mother, and continue our trip straight to Mantin. By that time, the rain is getting lighter, and it's almost stopped.

We stop-by at the town area of Mantin by 12pm, and having a "very light" lunch at the famous "Hakka Yong Tau Fu", with filled with pork. A food that I miss so much after migrated to Melaka. We normally see "Yong tau Fu" with fish fillet, not pork. No Pork, ok? @#$%^&*... (remind me on the famous singapore "No pork" clip, damn funny..)

At around 1pm, we arrived at my home. a place with filled durian smell.
We have open a "Durian BBQ" immediately, with "eat all you can" offers.
I do hope my friends having a wonderful time at my home, with those durian, and strange mangosteen.
I apologize for the jungle trip where we had to walk out so far away from the farm out to the parking area. Friends, it;s time to wash you shoes. M, sorry ya, getting you brand new shoes into dirt.

The crap session at night, we went to a restaurant with "not famous, but locally recommended", I would say it is comparable to the "most famous" restaurant in seremban. And a very good site dishes, "瓦煲老鼠粉", thumb up!! very very nice.

Below are some pictures taken in our trip. Just leave me a note, if there is another round. you are always welcome. And, let me know, if the durian is not well, like my mom said, we 100% guarantee, 1 to 1 substitution, to fulfill 100% customer satisfactory*.
(*with term and condition apply).
the only condition is you are my friends. ;)

Special thanks to my dad, for all arrangement.










可怜的华仔

自从华仔高调地复出,
扬言以前对他的判决都是错,
说那是某人刻意的拟造,
说他被人才 "WAT" 到眼泪掉,
差点在牢里把自己干掉,
幸好得到牢里老大的关照,
还有老婆女儿不认为这是他的错,
让他誓要复出把妖除.

如今眼见千年老妖早已被人除,
睡意菩萨的领导没人依,
看是时候大张旗鼓把他除,
好让自己爬上去, 看看他的意愿谁不依,
把他关在牢里, 慢慢躇.

谁知睡意菩萨洞悉他的心,
百般刁难兼做戏,
让他跳入河里也洗不清,
说什么鸡尾巴看上年轻侠,
全部都是臭屁炒龙虾

人民的眼睛不是瞎,
他们还能分出事情的真假,
只是没能力帮他.
可怜的华仔, 还是选择退休吧,
这样晚年还能笑哈哈...

Congkak

I watched "Congkak" at a brand new cinema in melaka, GSC Dataran Pahlawan last weekend.


I choose this movie solely because of it is "FOC" tickets. The promotions left only another 2 more days, so, you may go and grap your free tickets fast. Of course, I am not asking you to watch Congkak, you may defintely go for other movies, which I recommended "The water horse:..."

Well, Congkak was not so bad, although I am one of those 30ppl sitting in a 400pax cinema room, with also one of the 70% chinese who watched this movie. But supprisely, I noticed there is a young lady brought her mom (in 50-60 yrs old range) to watch this movie. wow.. I really can't belive that, and very gratefully she walked out the cinema safely after the movie. Grandma, you very geng chao (salute!!), far better that a lot of youngsters outside, who never watched ghost movie before.

The movie was begin with a happy family of four, having their vacation at a kampung bungalow in the middle of jungle, which they has already bought for several years.

The congkak sound at night, the laughing/crying sound from the strange "opah"...make the story scary. So, maybe after this movie, you would set a family rule, "PLAYING CONGKAK AT NIGHT IS HIGHLY PROHIBITED"

But, I think the sound effect was too much and too loud, not like korean/japanese horror movie, the silence the scary...caused you never expected when the ghost will be pop-out.

Of course, there is still many unlogical scene in the movie. For example, a unexpected clean house even it had been left empty for several years; a "?" ending try to hint us they went to a wrong kampung with wrong house, but how come they can entered the so-called haunted house with wrong key?

Rate: 5/10 (not bad oredi for local haunted movie)

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